| Me: | oh thats cute |
| : | *checks price tag* |
| Me: | no its not |
breasts arent just 100% fat
they are also 2% milk
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when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
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I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
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What shipping wars feel like to shippers:
What shipping wars actually look like:
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that cat wears eyeliner better than me
that cat is more attractive than me in general
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my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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