wwworldwide:

*about to get murdered* can i get a hell yeah?

(via fake-mermaid)

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14 hours ago
Me:oh thats cute
:*checks price tag*
Me:no its not
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Posted
14 hours ago

svvords:

svvords:

breasts arent just 100% fat

they are also 2% milk

(via everyonessweetdreams)

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1916
Posted
14 hours ago

when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

(Source: onedirection-slo, via fake-mermaid)

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Posted
15 hours ago
thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

(via pizza)

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Posted
15 hours ago

fuckyeah-toothfairy:

What shipping wars feel like to shippers:

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What shipping wars actually look like:

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(via demonicjay)

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Posted
1 day ago
sharp-ish:

alexkisu:

that cat wears eyeliner better than me

that cat is more attractive than me in general

sharp-ish:

alexkisu:

that cat wears eyeliner better than me

that cat is more attractive than me in general

(Source: iyrotyan, via demonicjay)

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Posted
1 day ago
theslowpokewell:

Remember when Bill Cosby gave birth to a sandwich?

theslowpokewell:

Remember when Bill Cosby gave birth to a sandwich?

(via demonicjay)

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Posted
1 day ago

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via demonicjay)

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Posted
1 day ago